1. At lunch time, sit in your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See if They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone Asks You to do Something, ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field of All Your Checks, write "For Marijuana"
6. Skip down the hall Rather than walking and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your Drive-Through order is "To Go"
9. Sing Along at the Opera
10. Five Days in Advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because You Have a Headache.
11. When the money comes out of the ATM Scream, "I Won!! I Won!!"
and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
12. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run For Your Lives!! They're Loose!! They're Loose!!"
This made me LOL today hope it makes you LOL too. :)
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